First Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Fred Taylor - Jaguars | RB |
| #2: Smelly Octopus | Brett Favre - Packers | QB |
| #3: Nuclear Slugs | Randy Moss - Vikings | WR |
| #4: Soup Nazis | Terrell Davis - Broncos | RB |
| #5: Barking Clowns | Steve Young - 49ers | QB |
| #6: Maul Ratz | Randall Cunningham - Vikings | QB |
| #7: Flaming Sponges | Jamal Anderson - Falcons | RB |
| #8: Thundering Horde | Mark Brunell - Jaguars | QB |
| #9: Angry Penguins | Keyshawn Johnson - Jets | WR |
| #10: G-Men | Vinny Testaverde - Jets | QB |
Second Round |
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| #1: G-Men | Curtis Martin - Jets | RB |
| #2: Angry Penguins | Drew Bledsoe - Patriots | QB |
| #3: Thundering Horde | Dorsey Levens - Packers | RB |
| #4: Flaming Sponges | Jake Plummer - Cardinals | QB |
| #5: Maul Ratz | Antonio Freeman - Packers | WR |
| #6: Barking Clowns | Edgerrin James - Colts | RB |
| #7: Soup Nazis | Terrell Owens - 49ers | WR |
| #8: Nuclear Slugs | Eddie George - Titans | RB |
| #9: Smelly Octopus | Ricky Watters - Seahawks | RB |
| #10: Black Dogs | Cris Carter - Vikings | WR |
Third Round |
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| #1: G-Men | Eric Moulds - Bills | WR |
| #2: Maul Ratz | Jimmy Smith - Jaguars | WR |
| #3: Smelly Octopus | Marshall Faulk - Rams | RB |
| #4: Soup Nazis | Steve McNair - Titans | QB |
| #5: Nuclear Slugs | Chris Chandler - Falcons | QB |
| #6: Angry Penguins | Robert Smith - Vikings | RB |
| #7: Flaming Sponges | Marvin Harrison - Colts | WR |
| #8: Barking Clowns | Peyton Manning - Colts | QB |
| #9: Thundering Horde | Jerome Bettis - Steelers | RB |
| #10: Black Dogs | Dan Marino - Dolphins | QB |
Fourth Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Emmitt Smith - Cowboys | RB |
| #2: Thundering Horde | Terance Mathis - Falcons | WR |
| #3: Barking Clowns | Ricky Williams - Saints | RB |
| #4: Flaming Sponges | Shannon Sharpe - Broncos | TE |
| #5: Angry Penguins | Tony Martin - Dolphins | WR |
| #6: Nuclear Slugs | Herman Moore - Lions | WR |
| #7: Soup Nazis | Corey Dillon - Bengals | RB |
| #8: Smelly Octopus | Tim Brown - Raiders | WR |
| #9: Maul Ratz | Antowain Smith - Bills | RB |
| #10: G-Men | Ben Coates - Patriots | TE |
Fifth Round |
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| #1: Flaming Sponges | Natrone Means - Chargers | RB |
| #2: Black Dogs | Rod Smith - Broncos | WR |
| #3: Soup Nazis | Yancey Thigpen - Titans | WR |
| #4: Smelly Octopus | Jerry Rice - 49ers | WR |
| #5: Angry Penguins | Gary Anderson - Vikings | K |
| #6: Thundering Horde | Terry Glenn - Patriots | WR |
| #7: Barking Clowns | Rob Moore - Cardinals | WR |
| #8: Nuclear Slugs | Adrian Murrell - Cardinals | RB |
| #9: G-Men | Joey Galloway - Seahawks | WR |
| #10: Maul Ratz | Jason Elam - Broncos | K |
Sixth Round |
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| #1: Maul Ratz | Kordell Stewart - Steelers | QB |
| #2: G-Men | Keenan McCardell - Jaguars | WR |
| #3: Nuclear Slugs | Duce Staley - Eagles | RB |
| #4: Barking Clowns | Jon Kitna - Seahawks | QB |
| #5: Thundering Horde | Eric Green - Jets | TE |
| #6: Angry Penguins | Brad Johnson - Redskins | QB |
| #7: Smelly Octopus | Ryan Longwell - Packers | K |
| #8: Soup Nazis | Doug Flutie - Bills | QB |
| #9: Black Dogs | Mike Alstott - Buccaneers | RB |
| #10: Flaming Sponges | Ed McCaffrey - Broncos | WR |
Seventh Round |
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| #1: Smelly Octopus | Terry Allen - Patriots | RB |
| #2: G-Men | Napoleon Kaufman - Raiders | RB |
| #3: Nuclear Slugs | Carl Pickens - Bengals | WR |
| #4: Thundering Horde | Derrick Alexander - Redskins | WR |
| #5: Flaming Sponges | Al Del Greco - Titans | K |
| #6: Angry Penguins | Skip Hicks - Redskins | RB |
| #7: Maul Ratz | Curtis Enis - Bears | RB |
| #8: Barking Clowns | Andrew Glover - Vikings | TE |
| #9: Soup Nazis | Steve Christie - Bulls | K |
| #10: Black Dogs | Michael Westbrook - Redskins | WR |
Eighth Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Rickey Dudley - Raiders | TE |
| #2: Soup Nazis | Wesley Walls - Panthers | TE |
| #3: Barking Clowns | Charlie Garner - 49ers | RB |
| #4: Maul Ratz | Cameron Cleeland - Saints | TE |
| #5: Angry Penguins | Warrick Dunn - Buccaneers | RB |
| #6: Flaming Sponges | Seattle - Seahawks | D |
| #7: Thundering Horde | Troy Aikman - Cowboys | QB |
| #8: Nuclear Slugs | Jay Riemersma - Bills | TE |
| #9: G-Men | Lawrence Phillips - 49ers | RB |
| #10: Smelly Octopus | Frank Wycheck - Titans | TE |
Ninth Round |
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| #1: Angry Penguins | O J Santiago - Falcons | TE |
| #2: Flaming Sponges | Brian Griese - Broncos | QB |
| #3: Soup Nazis | Curtis Conway - Bears | WR |
| #4: Smelly Octopus | Rich Gannon - Raiders | QB |
| #5: G-Men | Atlanta - Falcons | D |
| #6: Nuclear Slugs | Charlie Batch - Lions | QB |
| #7: Maul Ratz | Miami - Dolphins | D |
| #8: Thundering Horde | Jason Hanson - Lions | K |
| #9: Barking Clowns | Sean Dawkins - Seahawks | WR |
| #10: Black Dogs | Mike Hollis - Jaguars | K |
Tenth Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Trent Dilfer - Buccaneers | QB |
| #2: Barking Clowns | Andre Reed - Bills | WR |
| #3: Thundering Horde | Minnesota - Vikings | D |
| #4: Maul Ratz | Cecil Collins - Dolphins | RB |
| #5: Nuclear Slugs | New York - Giants | D |
| #6: G-Men | Richie Cunningham - Cowboys | K |
| #7: Smelly Octopus | Frank Sanders - Cardinals | WR |
| #8: Soup Nazis | Terry Kirby - Browns | RB |
| #9: Flaming Sponges | Greg Hill - Lions | RB |
| #10: Angry Penguins | J J Stokes - 49ers | WR |
Eleventh Round |
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| #1: Maul Ratz | O J McDuffie - Dolphins | WR |
| #2: Nuclear Slugs | Tshimanga Biakabutuka - Panthers | RB |
| #3: Soup Nazis | New York - Jets | D |
| #4: Barking Clowns | Adam Vinatieri - Patriots | K |
| #5: Smelly Octopus | Johnnie Morton - Lions | WR |
| #6: Thundering Horde | Priest Holmes - Ravens | RB |
| #7: G-Men | Leroy Hoard - Vikings | RB |
| #8: Black Dogs | Oakland - Raiders | D |
| #9: Angry Penguins | Denver - Broncos | D |
| #10: Flaming Sponges | Germane Crowell - Lions | WR |
Twelfth Round |
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| #1: Flaming Sponges | Tyrone Davis - Packers | TE |
| #2: Angry Penguins | Wade Richey - 49ers | K |
| #3: Black Dogs | Michael Irvin - Cowboys | WR |
| #4: G-Men | Kent Graham - Giants | QB |
| #5: Thundering Horde | Tony Gonzalez - Chiefs | TE |
| #6: Smelly Octopus | Bam Morris - Chiefs | RB |
| #7: Barking Clowns | Ahman Green - Seahawks | RB |
| #8: Soup Nazis | Freddie Jones - Chargers | TE |
| #9: Nuclear Slugs | Kyle Brady - Jaguars | TE |
| #10: Maul Ratz | Stephan Alexander - Redskins | TE |
Thirteenth Round |
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| #1: Thundering Horde | Dallas - Cowboys | D |
| #2: G-Men | Jake Reed - Vikings | WR |
| #3: Barking Clowns | Corey Bradford - Packers | WR |
| #4: Nuclear Slugs | John Hall - Jets | K |
| #5: Soup Nazis | David Boston - Cardinals | WR |
| #6: Smelly Octopus | Green Bay - Packers | D |
| #7: Black Dogs | Mike Vanderjagt - Colts | K |
| #8: Angry Penguins | Jeff George - Vikings | QB |
| #9: Flaming Sponges | Tim Couch - Browns | QB |
| #10: Maul Ratz | Steve Beuerlein - Panthers | QB |
Fourteenth Round |
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| #1: Maul Ratz | Mark Chmura - Packers | TE |
| #2: Flaming Sponges | Martin Gramatica - Buccaneers | K |
| #3: Angry Penguins | Greg Clark - 49ers | TE |
| #4: Black Dogs | Gary Brown - Giants | RB |
| #5: Smelly Octopus | Matt Hasselbeck - Packers | QB |
| #6: Soup Nazis | Cade McNown - Bears | QB |
| #7: Nuclear Slugs | Leslie Sheperd - Browns | WR |
| #8: Barking Clowns | Arizona - Cardinals | D |
| #9: G-Men | Isaac Bruce - Rams | WR |
| #10: Thundering Horde | Raghib Ismail - Cowboys | WR |