First Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Edgerrin James - Colts | RB |
| #2: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Peyton Manning - Colts | QB |
| #3: Nuclear Slugs | Marshall Faulk - Rams | RB |
| #4: G-Men | Fred Taylor - Jaguars | RB |
| #5: Flaming Sponges | Eddie George - Titans | RB |
| #6: Smelly Octopus | Terrell Davis - Broncos | RB |
| #7: Maul Ratz | Stephen Davis - Redskins | RB |
| #8: Angry Penguins | Marvin Harrison - Colts | WR |
| #9: Barking Clowns | Kurt Warner - Rams | QB |
| #10: Thundering Horde | Brad Johnson - Redskins | QB |
Second Round |
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| #1: Thundering Horde | Curtis Martin - Jets | RB |
| #2: Barking Clowns | Steve McNair - Titans | QB |
| #3: Angry Penguins | Randy Moss - Vikings | WR |
| #4: Maul Ratz | Brett Favre - Packers | QB |
| #5: Smelly Octopus | Emmitt Smith - Cowboys | RB |
| #6: Flaming Sponges | Marcus Robinson - Bears | WR |
| #7: G-Men | Isaac Bruce - Rams | WR |
| #8: Nuclear Slugs | Steve Beuerlein - Panthers | QB |
| #9: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Jimmy Smith - Jaguars | WR |
| #10: Black Dogs | Daunte Culpepper - Vikings | QB |
Third Round |
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| #1: Smelly Octopus | Antonio Freeman - Packers | WR |
| #2: Thundering Horde | Germane Crowell - Lions | WR |
| #3: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Keyshawn Johnson - Buccaneers | WR |
| #4: Flaming Sponges | James Stewart - Lions | RB |
| #5: Barking Clowns | Duce Staley - Eagles | RB |
| #6: Angry Penguins | Dorsey Levens - Packers | RB |
| #7: Maul Ratz | Michael Westbrook - Redskins | WR |
| #8: Black Dogs | Ricky Williams - Saints | RB |
| #9: Nuclear Slugs | Muhsin Muhammad - Panthers | WR |
| #10: G-Men | Rich Gannon - Raiders | QB |
Fourth Round |
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| #1: G-Men | Tony Gonzalez - Chiefs | TE |
| #2: Nuclear Slugs | Cris Carter - Vikings | WR |
| #3: Black Dogs | Eric Moulds - Bills | WR |
| #4: Maul Ratz | Ricky Watters - Seahawks | RB |
| #5: Angry Penguins | Mark Brunell - Jaguars | QB |
| #6: Barking Clowns | Jamal Anderson - Falcons | RB |
| #7: Flaming Sponges | Wesley Walls - Panthers | TE |
| #8: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Robert Smith - Vikings | RB |
| #9: Thundering Horde | Mike Alstott - Buccaneers | RB |
| #10: Smelly Octopus | Vinny Testaverde - Jets | QB |
Fifth Round |
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| #1: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Ron Dayne - Giants | RB |
| #2: Nuclear Slugs | Tyrone Wheatley - Raiders | RB |
| #3: Smelly Octopus | Derrick Mayes - Seahawks | WR |
| #4: Angry Penguins | Drew Bledsoe - Patriots | QB |
| #5: G-Men | Jamal Lewis - Ravens | RB |
| #6: Maul Ratz | Jake Plummer - Cardinals | QB |
| #7: Barking Clowns | Curtis Enis - Bears | RB |
| #8: Flaming Sponges | Amani Toomer - Giants | WR |
| #9: Thundering Horde | Ed McCaffrey - Broncos | WR |
| #10: Black Dogs | Joey Galloway - Cowboys | WR |
Sixth Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Corey Dillon - Bengals | RB |
| #2: Thundering Horde | Jay Riemersma - Bills | TE |
| #3: Flaming Sponges | Shaun King - Buccaneers | QB |
| #4: Barking Clowns | Rickey Dudley - Raiders | TE |
| #5: Maul Ratz | Torry Holt - Rams | WR |
| #6: G-Men | Charlie Garner - 49ers | RB |
| #7: Angry Penguins | Tim Biakabutuka - Panthers | RB |
| #8: Smelly Octopus | Shannon Sharpe - Ravens | TE |
| #9: Nuclear Slugs | Tim Brown - Raiders | WR |
| #10: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Jerome Bettis - Steelers | RB |
Seventh Round |
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| #1: Maul Ratz | Natrone Means - Panthers | RB |
| #2: Nuclear Slugs | J. J. Johnson - Dolphins | RB |
| #3: Smelly Octopus | Thomas Jones - Cardinals | RB |
| #4: Thundering Horde | Charlie Batch - Lions | QB |
| #5: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Stephen Alexander - Redskins | TE |
| #6: Flaming Sponges | Wayne Chrebet - Jets | WR |
| #7: Barking Clowns | Carl Pickens - Titans | WR |
| #8: Black Dogs | Mike Vanderjagt - Colts | K |
| #9: Angry Penguins | Frank Wycheck - Titans | TE |
| #10: G-Men | Raghib Ismail - Cowboys | WR |
Eighth Round |
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| #1: G-Men | Cade McNown - Bears | QB |
| #2: Angry Penguins | Terry Glenn - Patriots | WR |
| #3: Black Dogs | Albert Connell - Redskins | WR |
| #4: Barking Clowns | Kevin Johnson - Browns | WR |
| #5: Flaming Sponges | Priest Holmes - Ravens | RB |
| #6: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Peter Warrick - Bengals | WR |
| #7: Thundering Horde | Jason Hanson - Lions | K |
| #8: Smelly Octopus | Jon Kitna - Seahawks | QB |
| #9: Nuclear Slugs | Shaun Alexander - Seahawks | RB |
| #10: Maul Ratz | Johnnie Morton - Lions | WR |
Ninth Round |
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| #1: Nuclear Slugs | Rod Smith - Broncos | WR |
| #2: Black Dogs | Tim Couch - Browns | QB |
| #3: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Tony Banks - Ravens | QB |
| #4: Angry Penguins | Antowain Smith - Bills | RB |
| #5: Thundering Horde | Warrick Dunn - Buccaneers | RB |
| #6: G-Men | Richard Huntley - Steelers | RB |
| #7: Flaming Sponges | Mike Hollis - Jaguars | K |
| #8: Smelly Octopus | Jeff George - Redskins | QB |
| #9: Maul Ratz | Bubba Franks - Packers | TE |
| #10: Barking Clowns | Keenan McCardell - Jaguars | WR |
Tenth Round |
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| #1: Barking Clowns | Derrick Alexander - Chiefs | WR |
| #2: Maul Ratz | Bill Schroeder - Packers | WR |
| #3: Smelly Octopus | Terrell Owens - 49ers | WR |
| #4: Flaming Sponges | Brian Griese - Broncos | QB |
| #5: G-Men | Al Del Greco - Titans | QB |
| #6: Thundering Horde | Frank Sanders - Cardinals | WR |
| #7: Angry Penguins | Brett Conway - Redskins | K |
| #8: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Bobby Engram - Bears | WR |
| #9: Black Dogs | Freddie Jones - Chargers | TE |
| #10: Nuclear Slugs | Rob Johnson - Bills | QB |
Eleventh Round |
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| #1: Flaming Sponges | St. Louis - Rams | D |
| #2: Smelly Octopus | Seattle - Seahawks | D |
| #3: Maul Ratz | Jason Elam - Broncos | K |
| #4: Angry Penguins | Tennessee - Titans | D |
| #5: Barking Clowns | Jeff Wilkins - Rams | K |
| #6: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Sebastian Janikowski - Raiders | K |
| #7: Nuclear Slugs | Washington - Redskins | D |
| #8: Thundering Horde | Kansas City - Chiefs | D |
| #9: G-Men | Jerry Rice - 49ers | WR |
| #10: Black Dogs | Tampa Bay - Buccaneers | D |
Twelfth Round |
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| #1: Black Dogs | Terance Mathis - Falcons | WR |
| #2: G-Men | Baltimore - Ravens | D |
| #3: Thundering Horde | Plaxico Burress - Steelers | WR |
| #4: Nuclear Slugs | David LaFleur - Cowboys | TE |
| #5: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Jacksonville - Jaguars | D |
| #6: Barking Clowns | Stacey Mack - Jaguars | RB |
| #7: Angry Penguins | Tony Martin - Dolphins | WR |
| #8: Maul Ratz | Miami - Dolphins | D |
| #9: Smelly Octopus | Todd Peterson - Seahawks | K |
| #10: Flaming Sponges | Jake Reed - Saints | WR |
Thirteenth Round |
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| #1: Nuclear Slugs | Matt Stover - Ravens | K |
| #2: Thundering Horde | Errict Rhett - Browns | RB |
| #3: G-Men | Donald Hayes - Panthers | WR |
| #4: Angry Penguins | Gary Anderson - Vikings | K |
| #5: Smelly Octopus | Olandis Gary - Broncos | RB |
| #6: Flaming Sponges | Jeff Blake - Saints | QB |
| #7: Maul Ratz | Adrian Murrell - Redskins | RB |
| #8: Barking Clowns | Donovan McNabb - Eagles | QB |
| #9: Black Dogs | Olindo Mare - Dolphins | K |
| #10: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Raymont Harris - Patriots | RB |
Fourteenth Round |
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| #1: Lactose Intolerant Cows | Ken Dilger - Colts | TE |
| #2: Black Dogs | Jermaine Fazande - Chargers | RB |
| #3: Barking Clowns | Philadelphia - Eagles | D |
| #4: Maul Ratz | Kerry Collins - Giants | QB |
| #5: Flaming Sponges | Martin Gramatica - Buccaneers | K |
| #6: Smelly Octopus | David Boston - Cardinals | WR |
| #7: Angry Penguins | Lamar Smith - Dolphins | RB |
| #8: G-Men | Mike Cloud - Chiefs | RB |
| #9: Thundering Horde | David Sloan - Lions | TE |
| #10: Nuclear Slugs | Akili Smith - Bengals | QB |