Most Points in a Game by a Team |
Points | Week # | Opponent ... Points |
| G-Men | 132 | 6 | Sponges ... 89 |
| Black Dogs | 130 | 8 | Horde ... 60 |
| Black Dogs | 129 | 7 | Ratz ... 67 |
| G-Men | 128 | 15 | Clowns ... 53 |
| Angry Penguins | 124 | 8 | Ratz ... 75 |
| Smelly Octopus | 124 | 14 | Horde ... 84 |
| Smelly Octopus | 123 | 7 | Horde ... 63 |
| Nuclear Slugs | 123 | 8 | Clowns ... 60 |
| G-Men | 120 | 7 | Clowns ... 78 |
| Lactose Intolerant Cows | 118 | 2 | Octopus ... 96 |
Fewest Points in a Game by a Team |
Points | Week # |
| Smelly Octopus | 28 | 1 |
| Barking Clowns | 45 | 6 |
| Thundering Horde | 48 | 9 |
| Nuclear Slugs | 49 | 14 |
| Smelly Octopus | 51 | 11 |
| G-Men | 53 | 1 |
| Lactose Intolerant Cows | 53 | 15 |
| Barking Clowns | 53 | 15 |
| Nuclear Slugs | 54 | 11 |
| Maul Ratz | 54 | 14 |
Most Points in a Game by a QB |
Points | Week # | Team |
| Trent Green - Rams | 39 | 11 | Clowns |
| Peyton Manning - Colts | 38 | 4 | Cows |
| Elvis Grbac - Chiefs | 37 | 10 | Octopus |
| Jeff Garcia - 49ers | 37 | 15 | G-Men |
| Kurt Warner - Rams | 35 | 5 | Clowns |
| Daunte Culpepper - Vikings | 34 | 11 | Dogs |
| Daunte Culpepper - Vikings | 34 | 15 | Dogs |
| Daunte Culpepper - Vikings | 33 | 1 | Dogs |
| Jeff Garcia - 49ers | 33 | 6 | G-Men |
| Jeff Garcia - 49ers | 32 | 7 | G-Men |
Most Points in a Game by a RB |
Points | Week # | Team |
| Mike Anderson - Broncos | 48 | 14 | Octopus |
| Fred Taylor - Jaguars | 48 | 12 | G-Men |
| Marshall Faulk - Rams | 39 | 3 | Slugs |
| Edgerrin James - Colts | 39 | 7 | Dogs |
| Marshall Faulk - Rams | 37 | 7 | Slugs |
| Edgerrin James - Colts | 36 | 8 | Dogs |
| Marshall Faulk - Rams | 36 | 9 | Slugs |
| Warrick Dunn - Buccaneers | 34 | 14 | Horde |
| Curtis Martin - Jets | 33 | 7 | Horde |
| Marshall Faulk - Rams | 33 | 15 | Slugs |
Most Points in a Game by a WR |
Points | Week # | Team |
| Jimmy Smith - Jaguars | 47 | 2 | Cows |
| Randy Moss - Vikings | 33 | 5 | Penguins |
| Terrell Owens - 49ers | 29 | 6 | Octopus |
| Rod Smith - Broncos | 29 | 7 | Slugs |
| Isaac Bruce - Rams | 28 | 5 | G-Men |
| Marvin Harrison - Colts | 27 | 8 | Penguins |
| Ed McCaffrey - Broncos | 26 | 12 | Horde |
| Randy Moss - Vikings | 26 | 13 | Penguins |
| Jimmy Smith - Jaguars | 25 | 4 | Cows |
| Derrick Alexander - Chiefs | 25 | 9 | Clowns |
Most Points in a Game by a TE |
Points | Week # | Team |
| Freddie Jones - Chargers | 23 | 9 | Dogs |
| Kyle Brady - Jaguars | 19 | 9 | Slugs |
| Tony Gonzalez - Chiefs | 19 | 12 | G-Men |
| Tony Gonzalez - Chiefs | 18 | 4 | G-Men |
| Shannon Sharpe - Ravens | 18 | 10 | Octopus |
| Tony Gonzalez - Chiefs | 17 | 8 | G-Men |
| Frank Wycheck - Titans | 16 | 5 | Penguins |
| Tony Gonzalez - Chiefs | 16 | 7 | G-Men |
| Shannon Sharpe - Ravens | 16 | 12 | Octopus |
| Freddie Jones - Chargers | 16 | 13 | Dogs |
Most Points in a Game by a K |
Points | Week # | Team |
| Jeff Wilkins - Rams | 21 | 5 | Clowns |
| Mike Hollis - Jaguars | 18 | 2 | Sponges |
| Tim Seder - Cowboys | 17 | 11 | Cows |
| Jason Hanson - Lions | 15 | 2 | Horde |
| Matt Stover - Ravens | 15 | 6 | Slugs |
| Sebastian Janikowski - Raiders | 15 | 9 | Cows |
| Jason Elam - Broncos | 14 | 7 | Ratz |
| Matt Stover - Ravens | 14 | 13 | Slugs |
| Mike Vanderjagt - Colts | 14 | 15 | Dogs |
| Mike Hollis - Jaguars | 14 | 15 | Sponges |
Most Points in a Game by a D |
Points | Week # | Team |
| New York - Jets | 18 | 7 | Octopus |
| Tennessee - Titans | 18 | 9 | Penguins |
| Tampa Bay - Buccaneers | 16 | 15 | Dogs |
| Tampa Bay - Buccaneers | 14 | 2 | Dogs |
| St. Louis - Rams | 14 | 4 | Sponges |
| Philadelphia - Eagles | 14 | 4 | Clowns |
| Kansas City - Chiefs | 14 | 8 | Horde |
| Tennessee - Titans | 14 | 8 | Penguins |
| Tampa Bay - Buccaneers | 14 | 9 | Dogs |
| Miami - Dolphins | 12 | 1 | Ratz |
Largest Point Differentialsaka "Most Humiliating Losses" |
Point
Diff |
Week # |
| G-Men 128 ... Barking Clowns 53 | 75 | 15 |
| Black Dogs 130 ... Thundering Horde 60 | 70 | 8 |
| Black Dogs 118 ... Lactose Intolerant Cows 53 | 65 | 15 |
| Nuclear Slugs 123 ... Barking Clowns 60 | 63 | 8 |
| Black Dogs 129 ... Maul Ratz 67 | 62 | 7 |
| Smelly Octopus 123 ... Thundering Horde 63 | 60 | 7 |
| Smelly Octopus 111 ... Nuclear Slugs 55 | 56 | 10 |
| G-Men 105 ... Thundering Horde 55 | 50 | 11 |
| Angry Penguins 124 ... Maul Ratz 75 | 49 | 8 |
| Smelly Octopus 99 ... Maul Ratz 55 | 44 | 15 |
Most Points by a Team in a Loss |
Points | Week # | Opponent |
| Smelly Octopus | 97 | 8 | G-Men ... 109 |
| Black Dogs | 97 | 11 | Penguins ... 98 |
| Smelly Octopus | 96 | 2 | Cows ... 118 |
| Angry Penguins | 92 | 2 | Sponges ... 106 |
| G-Men | 92 | 5 | Penguins ... 103 |
| Flaming Sponges | 89 | 6 | G-Men ... 132 |
| Nuclear Slugs | 88 | 12 | G-Men ... 118 |
| Flaming Sponges | 85 | 7 | Slugs ... 115 |
| Maul Ratz | 84 | 2 | Slugs ... 110 |
| Black Dogs | 84 | 12 | Octopus ... 93 |
Fewest Points by a Team in a Win |
Points | Week # | Opponent |
| Maul Ratz | 54 | 14 | Slugs ... 49 |
| Lactose Intolerant Cows | 57 | 1 | G-Men ... 53 |
| Flaming Sponges | 58 | 11 | Octopus ... 51 |
| Barking Clowns | 59 | 14 | Sponges ... 55 |
| Angry Penguins | 61 | 1 | Octopus ... 28 |
| Maul Ratz | 65 | 6 | Octopus ... 56 |
| Angry Penguins | 67 | 7 | Cows ... 64 |
| Smelly Octopus | 69 | 3 | Sponges ... 65 |
| Barking Clowns | 69 | 12 | Penguins ... 55 |
| Nuclear Slugs | 70 | 5 | Horde ... 67 |