Week 14
Saturday, December 15, 2001 to Monday, December 17, 2001
 
Bye Weeks
Carolina Panthers

Wildcard Game 1
Barking Clowns
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Todd Bouman Vikings 21
RB Dominic Rhodes Colts 30
RB Terrell Davis Broncos 7
WR Cris Carter Vikings 3
WR Jimmy Smith Jaguars 11
TE Marcus Pollard Colts 16
K Olindo Mare Dolphins 0
D Green Bay Packers 4
Total 92
 
G-Men
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Jeff Garcia 49ers 10
RB Charlie Garner Raiders 10
RB James Stewart Lions 9
WR Isaac Bruce Rams 26
WR Jerry Rice Raiders 15
TE Shannon Sharpe Ravens 2
K Ryan Longwell Packers 8
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2
Total 82

Wildcard Game 2
Angry Penguins
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Brett Favre Packers 19
RB Lamar Smith Dolphins 2
RB Stephen Davis Redskins 14
WR Kevin Johnson Browns 3
WR Darrell Jackson Seahawks 8
TE Frank Wycheck Titans 9
K Jeff Wilkins Rams 10
D Denver Broncos 6
Total 71
 
Nuclear Slugs
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Peyton Manning Colts 28
RB Ricky Williams Saints 6
RB Michael Bennett Vikings 4
WR Tim Brown Raiders 4
WR Johnnie Morton Lions 7
TE Tony Gonzalez Chiefs 5
K John Carney Saints 3
D Tennessee Titans 7
Total 64

"Best of Worst" Semifinal Game 1
Lactose Intolerant Cows
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Jake Plummer Cardinals 16
RB Curtis Martin Jets 10
RB Antowain Smith Patriots 9
WR Marvin Harrison Colts 6
WR David Boston Cardinals 8
TE Freddie Jones Chargers 1
K Matt Stover Ravens 3
D Chicago Bears 8
Total 61
 
Fantasy Football Winners
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Rich Gannon Raiders 15
RB Marshall Faulk Rams 16
RB Michael Pittman Cardinals 2
WR Eric Moulds Bills 5
WR Laveranues Coles Jets 3
TE Jay Riemersma Bills 3
K David Akers Eagles 8
D St. Louis Rams 4
Total 56

"Best of Worst" Semifinal Game 2
Flaming Sponges
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Aaron Brooks Saints 23
RB Eddie George Titans 3
RB Anthony Thomas Bears 23
WR Antonio Freeman Packers 4
WR Willie Jackson Saints 21
TE Desmond Clark Broncos 0
K Jason Elam Broncos 11
D Pittsburgh Steelers 2
Total 87
 
Black Dogs
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Jay Fiedler Dolphins 7
RB LaDainian Tomlinson Chargers 6
RB Corey Dillon Bengals 23
WR Torry Holt Rams 5
WR Bill Schroeder Packers 14
TE Anthony Becht Jets 6
K Kris Brown Steelers 8
D New Orleans Saints 4
Total 73

Bye Week Teams
Smelly Octopus
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Donovan McNabb Eagles 18
RB Ahman Green Packers 2
RB Garrison Hearst 49ers 12
WR Randy Moss Vikings 26
WR Troy Brown Patriots 6
TE Bubba Franks Packers 0
K Mike Vanderjagt Colts 11
D New York Jets 6
Total 81
 
Grapes of Rath
Pos Player Team Pts
QB Kurt Warner Rams 32
RB Duce Staley Eagles 10
RB Priest Holmes Chiefs 18
WR James Thrash Eagles 1
WR Joe Horn Saints 9
TE Chad Lewis Eagles 2
K Sebastian Janikowski Raiders 7
D Miami Dolphins 0
Total 79