| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Grapes of Rath | Dropped | Amani Toomer | Giants | WR |
| Nuclear Slugs | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Smelly Octopus | Dropped | Artose Pinner | Lions | RB |
| Black Dogs | ||||
| Flaming Sponges | Dropped | Tyrone Wheatley | Raiders | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Added | Denver | Broncos | D |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Ben Roethlisberger | Steelers | QB |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Emmitt Smith | Cardinals | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Removed from IR | Steven Jackson | Rams | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Added | Carson Palmer | Bengals | QB |
| Angry Penguins | ||||
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Plaxico Burress | Steelers | WR |
| Obscene Jesters | Removed from IR | Todd Heap | Ravens | TE |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Nuclear Slugs | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Grapes of Rath | Extended on IR through W13 | Amani Toomer | Giants | WR |
| Flaming Sponges | ||||
| Smelly Octopus | Extended on IR through W13 | Artose Pinner | Lions | RB |
| Black Dogs | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W12 | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W11 | Steven Jackson | Rams | RB |
| Angry Penguins | ||||
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Lee Suggs | Browns | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Added | Najeh Davenport | Packers | RB |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Nuclear Slugs | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Flaming Sponges | Dropped | Amos Zereoue | Raiders | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Added | Deion Branch | Patriots | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | ||||
| Smelly Octopus | ||||
| Black Dogs | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Added | Anquan Boldin | Cardinals | WR |
| Smelly Octopus | Extended on IR through W12 | Artose Pinner | Lions | RB |
| Angry Penguins | Dropped | Tim Rattay | 49ers | QB |
| Angry Penguins | Added | Nick Goings | Panthers | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Sammy Morris | Dolphins | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Removed from IR | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Added | Johnnie Morton | Chiefs | WR |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Grapes of Rath | ||||
| Smelly Octopus | ||||
| Nuclear Slugs | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | Dropped | Tommy Maddox | Steelers | QB |
| Fantasy Football Winners | Added | Eli Manning | Giants | QB |
| Black Dogs | ||||
| Flaming Sponges | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W11 | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Added | Brian Griese | Buccaneers | QB |
| Angry Penguins | ||||
| Obscene Jesters | Placed on IR through W13 | Todd Heap | Ravens | TE |
| Obscene Jesters | Extended on IR through W11 | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Added | David Garrard | Jaguars | QB |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Nuclear Slugs | Dropped | Jeb Putzier | Broncos | TE |
| Nuclear Slugs | Added | John Carney | Saints | K |
| Black Dogs | Dropped | Mike Alstott | Buccaneers | RB |
| Black Dogs | Added | Ken Dilger | Buccaneers | TE |
| Flaming Sponges | Removed from IR | Kevin Jones | Lions | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Dropped | Carson Palmer | Bengals | QB |
| Flaming Sponges | Added | Larry Johnson | Chiefs | RB |
| Smelly Octopus | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | Added | Vinny Testaverde | Cowboys | QB |
| Grapes of Rath | Removed from IR | Joey Galloway | Buccaneers | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Dropped | Jerry Rice | Seahawks | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Placed on IR through W12 | Amani Toomer | Giants | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Added | Steve Christie | Giants | K |
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W10 | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | New York | Jets | D |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Kris Brown | Texans | K |
| Angry Penguins | Removed from IR | Pittsburgh | Steelers | D |
| Angry Penguins | Dropped | Pittsburgh | Steelers | D |
| Obscene Jesters | Extended on IR through W10 | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Sebastian Janikowski | Raiders | K |
| Obscene Jesters | Added | Jeff Reed | Steelers | K |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Flaming Sponges | Extended on IR through W9 | Kevin Jones | Lions | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Dropped | Chris Perry | Browns | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Acquired | Bubba Franks | Packers | TE |
| Smelly Octopus | Placed on IR through W11 | Artose Pinner | Lions | RB |
| Smelly Octopus | Removed from IR | Jamal Lewis | Ravens | RB |
| Smelly Octopus | Dropped | Santana Moss | Jets | WR |
| Smelly Octopus | Added | Dorsey Levens | Eagles | RB |
| Nuclear Slugs | Dropped | Marty Booker | Dolphins | WR |
| Nuclear Slugs | Added | Muhsin Muhammad | Panthers | WR |
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Black Dogs | Dropped | Doug Brien | Jets | K |
| Black Dogs | Added | William Green | Browns | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Removed from IR | Willis McGahee | Bills | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W9 | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Placed on IR through W11 | Steven Jackson | Rams | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Added | Kris Brown | Texans | K |
| Grapes of Rath | ||||
| Obscene Jesters | Extended on IR through W9 | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | David Terrell | Bears | WR |
| Obscene Jesters | Acquired | Anthony Thomas | Bears | RB |
| Angry Penguins | Dropped | William Green | Browns | RB |
| Angry Penguins | Added | Drew Brees | Chargers | QB |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Flaming Sponges | Extended on IR through W8 | Kevin Jones | Lions | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Dropped | Deion Branch | Patriots | WR |
| Smelly Octopus | Dropped | Freddie Jones | Cardinals | TE |
| Smelly Octopus | Dropped | John Carney | Saints | K |
| Smelly Octopus | Added | Shayne Graham | Bengals | K |
| Nuclear Slugs | Dropped | Quentin Griffin | Broncos | RB |
| Nuclear Slugs | Added | Arizona | Cardinals | D |
| Fantasy Football Winners | Dropped | DeShaun Foster | Panthers | RB |
| Black Dogs | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W8 | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Added | Brad Hoover | Panthers | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Traded | Brad Hoover | Panthers | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Traded | Rod Smith | Broncos | WR |
| Barking Clowns | Traded for | Emmitt Smith | Cardinals | RB |
| Grapes of Rath | Dropped | Chris Baker | Jets | TE |
| Grapes of Rath | Dropped | Peter Warrick | Bengals | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Traded | Emmitt Smith | Cardinals | RB |
| Grapes of Rath | Traded for | Brad Hooover | Panthers | RB |
| Grapes of Rath | Traded for | Rod Smith | Broncos | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Added | Derrick Blaylock | Chiefs | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Extended on IR through W8 | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Ricky Williams | Dolphins | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | St. Louis | Rams | D |
| Obscene Jesters | Acquired | Cincinnati | Bengals | D |
| Angry Penguins |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | Dropped | Steve Smith | Panthers | WR |
| Flaming Sponges | Extended on IR through W7 | Kevin Jones | Lions | RB |
| Nuclear Slugs | Dropped | Denver | Broncos | D |
| Nuclear Slugs | Added | Jeb Putzier | Broncos | TE |
| Black Dogs | ||||
| Smelly Octopus | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W7 | Willis McGahee | Bills | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Added | Ben Roethlisberger | Steelers | QB |
| Grapes of Rath | Added | Jerry Rice | Seahawks | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Placed on IR through W9 | Joey Galloway | Buccaneers | WR |
| Obscene Jesters | Extended on IR through W7 | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Leonard Henry | Dolphins | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Added | Sammy Morris | Dolphins | RB |
| Angry Penguins | Placed on IR through W9 | Pittsburgh | Steelers | D |
| Angry Penguins | Added | Jermaine Wiggins | Vikings | TE |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| Flaming Sponges | Added | Keary Colbert | Panthers | WR |
| G-Men | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Nuclear Slugs | Dropped | Matt Stover | Ravens | K |
| Nuclear Slugs | Added | Nate Kaeding | Chargers | K |
| Black Dogs | Dropped | Matt Bryant | Colts | K |
| Black Dogs | Acquired | Doug Brien | Jets | K |
| Smelly Octopus | Placed on IR through W8 | Jamal Lewis | Ravens | RB |
| Smelly Octopus | Added | Artose Pinner | Lions | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Extended on IR through W6 | Willis McGahee | Bills | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Jerry Porter | Raiders | WR |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Jeb Putzier | Broncos | WR |
| Barking Clowns | Acquired | David Givens | Patriots | WR |
| Grapes of Rath | Acquired | Chris Baker | Jets | TE |
| Obscene Jesters | ||||
| Angry Penguins | Dropped | Kellen Winslow | Browns | TE |
| Angry Penguins | Dropped | Mark Brunell | Redskins | QB |
| Angry Penguins | Added | Tim Rattay | 49ers | QB |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | ||||
| Flaming Sponges | Dropped | Doug Brien | Jets | K |
| Flaming Sponges | Added | Amos Zereoue | Raiders | RB |
| Nuclear Slugs | Dropped | Bubba Franks | Packers | TE |
| Nuclear Slugs | Acquired | Mewelde Moore | Vikings | RB |
| Black Dogs | Acquired | Matt Bryant | Colts | K |
| Smelly Octopus | Placed on IR through W7 | Freddie Jones | Cardinals | TE |
| Smelly Octopus | Acquired | Chester Taylor | Ravens | RB |
| Fantasy Football Winners | ||||
| Grapes of Rath | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Placed on IR through W7 | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Removed from IR | Najeh Davenport | Packers | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Dropped | Najeh Davenport | Packers | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Acquired | Jeb Putzier | Broncos | TE |
| Obscene Jesters | Acquired | Ricky Williams | Dolphins | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Placed on IR through W7 | Ricky Williams | Dolphins | RB |
| Angry Penguins | Dropped | Rich Gannon | Raiders | QB |
| Angry Penguins | Added | Reuben Droughns | Broncos | RB |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| G-Men | Placed on IR through W6 | Steve Smith | Panthers | WR |
| G-Men | Acquired | Terry Glenn | Cowboys | WR |
| Flaming Sponges | Placed on IR through W6 | Kevin Jones | Lions | RB |
| Flaming Sponges | Acquired | Tyrone Calico | Titans | WR |
| Black Dogs | Dropped | Jim Kleinsasser | Vikings | TE |
| Black Dogs | Acquired | Brandon Stokley | Colts | WR |
| Fantasy Football Winners | Dropped | Charlie Garner | Buccaneers | RB |
| Fantasy Football Winners | Acquired | Kurt Warner | Giants | QB |
| Nuclear Slugs | ||||
| Grapes of Rath | Acquired | Keenan McCardell | Buccaneers | WR |
| Barking Clowns | Acquired | Michael Pittman | Buccaneers | RB |
| Smelly Octopus | Dropped | Itula Mili | Seahawks | TE |
| Smelly Octopus | Acquired | John Carney | Saints | K |
| Angry Penguins | Acquired | Mark Brunell | Redskins | QB |
| Obscene Jesters | Placed on IR through W6 | Julius Jones | Cowboys | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Dropped | Lamar Gordon | Dolphins | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Acquired | Leonard Henry | Dolphins | RB |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| Black Dogs | Acquired | Kansas City | Chiefs | D |
| Flaming Sponges | Acquired | Doug Brien | Jets | K |
| G-Men | Acquired | David Carr | Texans | QB |
| Barking Clowns | Placed on IR through W5 | Willis McGahee | Bills | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Acquired | New York | Jets | D |
| Grapes of Rath | ||||
| Fantasy Football Winners | Acquired | Jay Feely | Falcons | K |
| Nuclear Slugs | Acquired | Aaron Stecker | Saints | RB |
| Obscene Jesters | Acquired | Jason Witten | Cowboys | TE |
| Smelly Octopus | Acquired | Freddie Jones | Cardinals | TE |
| Angry Penguins | Placed on IR through W5 | Kellen Winslow | Browns | TE |
| Angry Penguins | Acquired | Phil Dawson | Browns | K |
| ZFL Team | Transaction | Player | NFL Team | Pos |
| Black Dogs | Dropped | Charles Rogers | Lions | WR |
| Black Dogs | Acquired | L. J. Smith | Eagles | TE |
| Grapes of Rath | ||||
| Barking Clowns | Placed on IR through W4 | Najeh Davenport | Packers | RB |
| Barking Clowns | Acquired | Dominic Rhodes | Colts | RB |
| G-Men | Acquired | Michael Clayton | Buccaneers | WR |
| Flaming Sponges | Acquired | Carson Palmer | Bengals | QB |
| Obscene Jesters | Acquired | David Terrell | Bears | WR |
| Smelly Octopus | Acquired | Antowain Smith | Titans | RB |
| Fantasy Football Winners | Acquired | Maurice Morris | Seahawks | RB |
| Angry Penguins | Acquired | Pittsburgh | Steelers | D |
| Nuclear Slugs | Acquired | Eric Johnson | 49ers | TE |